Three Reasons All Guys Should Go Down

If my inbox is any indication, men are, when it comes to oral sex, letting down the side.  Apparently, far too many men think oral is a one-way street.  So, I'm going to do my best to correct this: ladies with gun-shy men, grab them, sit them down, and make them read the following reasons:

Any Complaints You Have, She Has, and She Does It Anyway

One complaint about going down on a lady that I've never gotten is "I don't like the taste."

You don't like the taste?  Are you kidding me?  What do you think yours tastes like, rainbow sherbet?  Do you even bother to scrub it before you ask her to put it in her mouth?

Another problem some have are the power dynamics, which I frankly am not qualified for (see a psychologist), but frankly, a little head is not going to kill you.  Grow up.

It Is The Easiest and Best Foreplay You Will Ever Perform

Seriously, oral sex is probably the simplest, least complicated thing you will ever do when it comes to sex in your entire life short of whacking it.  Granted, foreplay in general is fairly easy (provided you listen to your partner), but this is a walk in the park.  Five, ten minutes and you're good to go.

And it's not like it's complicated: the nice thing about groins is that pretty much anything you do down there that doesn't involve teeth will feel good.  True, there are techniques women appreciate (what guys do in porn?  Don't do that), but overall, it's a fairly simple thing.

Finally, it really does make sex easier.  Many women are incredibly aroused by it, which means anything else you want to do is about 1000% easier to pull off.

It's One Of the Key Foundations of a Relationship

Well, not oral per se, but rather what it implies: common courtesy.

Being selfish in a relationship is going to cause problems sooner rather than later, whether it's blowing off a meeting with her sister or demanding she do things that you refuse to in bed.  A lack of courtesy can screw up even a casual relationship: why would a woman keep hooking up with you if you refuse to give her what she wants or needs sexually?

So, develop some common courtesy: it'll pay off, and not just in bed.

OK, especially in bed, but there are also side benefits.